Doing work I like for the Original Gangsta.
Nirguna Brahman Realization. Yes I’m Bragging! *checks hair do.
Awareness of previous lives.
Intuitive Discriminating Wisdom. Thats a biggy right there. HUGE. I wasn’t born with that one intact. I had to work for it - when the time was right.
The toolkit to overcome all illness. Can’t personally heal others, but can show them ways to heal themselves.
Zero fear of death. Even though I got work to do.
Astral Travel. But I haven’t found a good use for that - yet.
Can easily dissolve my own karma if I want to.
The eyes of an artist. The heart of a poet. The mind of logician.
If I want to be ridicuously wealthy - yep.
Having the Aid of the People upstairs. If i need it. Tee Hee.
Divination.
Can pierce through maya. Between watching football and movies. This takes a while though. Mans gotta eat - ok well maybe not gotta but I like too. Who can say no to a tomatoe open faced sandwhich with mayo and salt and pepper. I certainly can’t. Glory to God for Tomatoes!
People have written about my past exploits with reverence. Books. Popular books. So kind. So kind. Helps me remember.
Frequently throughout the waking hours I am bombarded with lights, colors, shapes. These are signs invloving discriminative wisdom. They are associated with certain forms.
Visions of the Devas. That was like Whoa!
I get pretty much whatever I want - within reason. LOL. But thats kinda true of everyone really…
My body is pretty sweet, although I think the last one was better. This is a bit of a sore spot between me and the big boys. But I understand why… I do like being taller though so thats good.
I’m kinda like protected - within reason mind you. If I fall of a house. I’m gonna hit the ground, and it will hurt. So no vayu siddhi. Which would be useful in that situation.
Have the means to eliminate the need for sleep and food If I really wanted to sit down and do it. Wouldn’t be keeping up appearances though.
There’s more. It’s all good. But I’m tired of this writing.
Tomato and mayo on whole wheat bread. With salt and pepper.