Namaste and Happy Adho Mukha Svanasana to you all!
I am happy to have found this board. I am here to teach you about Hinduism, becasue if you don’t know Hinduism, then you don’t know Yoga, since they are the same thing.
Evil Westerners have corrupted Yoga, with the purpose of enslaving India, and reducing the entire population to telephone support representatives of evil greedy US Christian Corporations. They further degrade us by taking credit for their perversions of Yoga in their evil Western “yoga” studios, created only to satisfy their greed and to humiliate Hindus.
And how dare they rewrite US history and deny George Washinton’s Hindu heritage! It’s outrageous!
I’m sure many of you here are open-minded and fair, and have seen with your own eyes the pervasive Hindu persecution and Hindu humiliation in the West. I’m sure many of you, like me, see Hindu persecutors on every street corner in every town.
So I hope to inspire you to speak out agaisnt it, and look forward to lively and civil discussions about the superiority of my religion and the inferiority of yours. I’m sure it will be a good learning experience for us all, but mainly for you, since it is very unlikely you will be able to tell me something I don’t already know. 
