I’ve been trying to learn Yoga at home for several years now with almost no success, and just last month started taking formal classes. My husband says that I have become a nicer person in the last few weeks. I’m not sure how to take that. When I have access to a full teacher and not just a gym instructor, I’d like to get more of the spiritual aspects, but that is not available right now.
Anyway, I also just started working as an in-home caretaker for individuals with brain injuries and developmental disabilities. In my first three weeks, many of the clients and most of the other staff know me as the “Weird Chick:” black clothes, dog collars, health food, yoga, fiber crafts… yeah…
But we’re supposed to be pushing the clients to eat more healthy foods and exercise, and many of them complain that the people who are pushing them will eat MacDonald’s in front of them while making them eat salads and the like. I’ve been having better luck, asking them to show me the gym, rather than asking them to go exercise, and the like. None of the staff are actually promoting good health, just ordering it in others. Grr. So here I am, chatting about all things healthy and what exercises do YOU like, and after a while the clients think that the diet and activities are their ideas, not mine. Everyone’s happy.
Here is the dilemma: I’ve been taking my Yoga Journals to work, as we get a lot of free time. I should have known someone would catch on; last week I wound up trying to teach a man with severe manual motor disabilities to crochet after his watching me for about a half-hour. Fun for all! But one of the lower-functioning clients, a full stereotypical redneck with the mind of a very adorable five-year-old, got ahold of my magazine and begged me to tell him ALL about it… then to bring one of my DVDs so he could try it. My trainer didn’t see any harm, so I told him that the next time I worked I’d bring the disk and he could try a few poses. Down dog, a simple tree, some warriors, even I can show someone that.
Hey, we can’t get this guy to exercise more than a little walk a couple of times a week. Yoga is GOLD for brain injury patients, from what I hear. The household team leader fell all over it. Yay, Redneck Dude! But he obsesses about things at random, and for days. And he has started gleefully telling everyone he can find (managers, staff, other clients…) that “She’s gonna teach me some Yogas!” Now management is talking about finding more mats, and some blocks to keep in the rec center.
What have I done??? I’ve only been doing this for a few weeks and it’s spreading! I can’t do any more than provide DVD access and relay a couple of things my teacher has told me. But it’s suddenly so important to Redneck Dude. He’s sooooo happy… and now everyone knows about it…
Help!