[QUOTE=Yulaw;47740]You have not beaten anyone kiddo… there was never a contest… but if it makes you feel better you can tell all you want that you won.
I do not give opinions until my questions are answered… you called me a racist and I asked you to point out where I made any such post and you didn’t. Then you changed your rules so you could label me a racist by association and ask me to critique other posts to help you and then when I did not take part in Nietzsche’s little racist name game you again called me a racist…. Frankly kiddo you calling me a racist mean little to me… you don’t know me. So if you want to label me as such… feel free… I know the truth of the matter and that is all I care about…. A faceless nameless person on a website calling people names means little in real life…. However it does show your level of maturity rather well
Have you ever considered that people not agreeing with you or not taking you seriously or not liking you much has little to do with you being Hindu (if you actual are Hindu) and more to do with you as an individual regardless of your religious association[/QUOTE]
Lets review this for the third time, since your aging brain cannot grasp things as well anymore. First of all, I never stated explicitly that you are racist. I said that you are no better than the anti-Hindu people on this forum who post links to similar anti-Hindu drivel (I wonder why you wasted the effort to Google propaganda against Hinduism and India; you must be desperate to defame these two things). I also said that you tend to support people who are biased against Hinduism and India. I was hinting at ignorance and flawed views at that time, to be honest. But don’t worry, I have determined that you are a a bigot now. So there is no point in continuing this conversation on that matter.
Once again, provide your opinion on the following posts. I noticed how no one commented on them except for SD and me. This indeed shows bias towards us and Indians and Hindus in general.
"This is a good start Surya. I’ll contact A R Rahman so he can compose an upbeat score. [B]You and Friedrich practice your dance routines (who’s the stright guy?).[/B] Leave everything to me and I’ll have you guys prancing down the red carpet come Oscar season.
May have to change the old testament theme thing a bit. Violence is good, [B]but can you find some sexy bits? Just try to resist casting any girls under 16. I’ve read about old Hindu men’s preference for marrying the young ones. Won’t go over well out here. Round up some lower caste filthy untouchable bastards to haul the equipment around on the cheap, and we’re set." - Courtesy of Flex Penguin [/B]
"Actually, when we get down to brass tacks, the “Evil West” is going to do whatever it wants. Why? [B]Because we deserve it, considering the $Trillions$ & $Trillions$ of dollars that we’ve sent India to drag it out & keep it out of the gutter.[/B] Now that India is internationally recognized as a “developing country”, you’re all "Now get out! & completely change while you’re at it!“
Sorry, the real world doesn’t work like that. It never has. You like all the money we give you but you don’t like having us around? [B]Pssht, grow the hell up.[/B]
Asians can look at the plethora of religions, philosophies, and belief systems available to them and they pick & choose like a salad bar. [B]As Western countries have global social & financial influence, we will pick and choose from what religions or philosophies we like, when we like. We have the money, the power, and the authority, & we’ll do what we like. You can whine about it all you want but it’s a waste of time. Grow up & get with the real world.”[/B] - Indra Deva
Bollywood - here we come! I see you have been rehearsing, which is fantastic! What a show this is going to be. 4 hours long, minimum, with 2 intervals.
Here’s the synopsis:
The Hero: Surya Deva, he’s a rich boy, a spoiled brat. His mother has died and his mean father has remarried a Chritian woman. [B]Surya often sees his mother in his dreams where she begs him to find a nice girl and settle down. When we first meet our hero he’s surrounded by scantily clad girls prancing around him in their vast garden, while white and lilac petals fall from the sky.[/B] They sing:
Surya
Surya
Surya Deva
Āpa kē li’ē hamārā pyāra pīlē bukhāra kī taraha jalatā hai.
(Our love for you
Burns like yellow fever!)
[B]Our hero has charms to distract the girls while dancing - singing of his dream girl.
She comes to me
Like biscuit from the cupboard
So dry at first
But dunked in milk
So white to see[/B]
The Heroine: [B]Fraulein Freidrich (funny name for a hindu girl, but we can make it work).[/B] She is the epitome of today’s generation. [B]Fraulein Freidrich is poor outcast from a small village,[/B] but her jewelry is designed by Tanishq. Our heroine is having a bath in the local canal when our hero sees her. Their eyes meet, heartbeats stop, music happens, everyone around them begins the choreographed dancing rountine, the camera pans a wide panoramic shot of the scene, and love is in the air!
Fraulein Freidrich sings the main theme tune:
Surya
Surya
Surya Deva
My love for you
Lifts me up like a lever!
The Villain: (TBA) Surya’s father and his Christian wife, always spying on them from behind the doors or the trees. They sing as well:
Surya
Surya
Surya Deva
[B]If you marry her
We will carve you with a cleaver![/B]
Meanwhile, one lonely night our hero is alone, looking out into the Ganges, when his ghostly mother appears to him:
Surya
Surya
Surya Deva
[B]Fraulein Freidrich is too brown
Why don’t you leave her?[/B]
SD:
Mām̐, maiṁ apanā dūdha liyā hai,
lēkina ēka chōṭī sī mēka’apa
Fraulein Freidrich pārita kara sakatē haiṁ wih.
[B](Mother, I’ve had your milk, but wih a little makeup Fraulein Freidrich can pass.)[/B]
This goes on for a couple of hours, then our villains kidnap Fraulein Freidrich and take her to a palace that has a pool filled with pink acid. Much singing and dancing there. But, our hero’s best friend urges Surya Deva to rescue the Fraulein.
Surya
Surya
Surya Deva
If you let this happen
You will surely bereave her!
[B]So, off they prance - the scantliy clad girls in tow - to rescue the Fraulein Freidrich from the clutches of the evil father and Christian stepmother.[/B] When the arrive, a great fight ensues with a cast of thousands. Carefully choreographed, the villains and heroes battle for another hour or so. Finally, Surya Deva rescues his Fraulein Freidrich, but as they sing to each other, they realize they cannot remain on Earth together, so they decide to jump into the pool of pink acid. As they sink, to their knees, then their waist, then their shoulders, the camera zooms into a close up and our lovers kiss passionately. The fighting stops and sun is blacked out by a swarm of parrots, their droppings falling on the villains.
[B]But wait! It’s not over! Our lovers emerge in heaven, hand in hand (the scantily clad girls are there to meet them)[/B] and they are shown to a table full of great food by our hero’s mother. At the table are many guests, including Siva, Jesus, Allah, and the prophet MHd (have to careful there. Don’t want to make the same mistake as the Danes). Everyone is happy to see them, and the final song echoes with Rahman’s signature beat, while white and lilac petals fall from the sky.
Surya
Surya
Surya Deva
[B]Now you have the chance
To show her your pecker![/B]